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  • pappu
    12-18 09:55 AM
    Hi

    My wife need to travel to india urgently. Our visa/I94 expired in Oct. We already applied 485 and is pending.

    1) Will there be any issue at airpot as I94 is expired.A xerox copy of 485 receipt is sufficient.
    2) Does she need to travel any path in this case( I heard thru London is issue if visa is expired.France/Amsterdam Etcc..)

    Thanks in advance.
    Sree

    Do you have EAD and AP?




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  • krishnam70
    05-04 10:12 PM
    Hi All,
    I used to commute across the border from Canada to work(on h1b) between 2004 and 2006. My passport was stamped just the first time and never after that.

    In 2006 we moved to US by road and started living here. Haven't left States since then. Our passports were checked as usual but not stamped at the border although the U-Haul I was driving was inspected and our luggage and other stuff was inspected too.

    Now I have received a RFE from USCIS on our pending I- 485's that were filed last August. They want us to prove that our last date of entry was indeed what we have entered in the I-485 form.

    Any suggestions on how to respond to this RFE.

    Thanks

    It happened to me too, though my attorney advised to correct this before filing our 485. I was forced to take a vacation by my employer to go out of country and enter getting us a new I-94. Do u have any inspection documents etc that were given at the POE you might be able to provide that as proof.

    - cheers
    kris




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  • smartboy75
    11-01 04:51 PM
    Wait for 90 days to pass by...then give a call to USCIS ....and enquire about her status...

    Go ahead with your FP appointment....Eventually your daughters Receipt notice and FP will follow...

    Hope this helps...




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  • sundevil
    07-08 03:18 PM
    Congressman foolish enough to say stuff like that could be Tom Tancredo.


    I was watching FOX News this afternoon around 3:00 pm EST and they talked about a Polish Lady sueing the USCIS. Her lawyer was on the show and he talked about the issue. The host then talked to a Congress man (i think it was Tom Lombardo and he said that the US is bringing in a way too many immigrants and the US should stop it for a few years). When asked if the woman was wronged he rephrased the word wrong by "was caused inconvenience". Anyways, the lady's lawyer hit the nail on the head. When asked if she was sueing to get a green card. Her lawyer said no. He said his client was sueing for financial damages and also for allowing her to submit her application as submitting the application has benefits.



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  • Jeff Wheeler
    06-22 07:25 PM
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  • ras
    10-25 09:58 PM
    Situation :

    My 485, 765, 131 applications reached USCIS on Aug 17th.

    Soon after that moved to a different apartment in the same city. Updated US Post office for redirection of my mails to the new address. However, the address in the USCIS has not been updated.

    on Oct 10th got the checks cashed for 485, 765 and 131

    The address was updated in USCIS only yesterday (Oct 24).
    I haven't got the reciepts yet and need to visit India on Nov 4th.

    My questions:

    1. Not sure if USCIS has already sent the reciept notices to my previous address. If they were sent to previous address will they be redirected to the new address or they will be returned back to USCIS?

    2. Some one mentioned that mails from USCIS will not be redirected but will be returned back to USCIS. Is this true?

    3. Approx. how much time it takes to recieve the reciept notice once the checks are encashed? for me it is already 15days over and haven't recieved the reciept notice at my new address.

    4. Will the reciept notice be sent to the Applicant and also the Attorney? Or is it just for attorney?

    5. Have got the print out the checks cashed with the reciept numbers for 485, 765 and 131. will those be sufficient to carry while travelling as I have not recieved the original reciepts yet. Ofcourse I have a valid H1 visa till 2010.

    Appreciate any suggestions



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  • imm_check
    11-06 05:06 PM
    Thanks to one and all for your feedback....i shall wait for some more days before talking to USICS

    Hi All,

    I got an update from my companies lawyer that my daughters application was returned as the cheque was not signed...I have a couple of questions to authenticate what she told me...

    1. Could some one let me know what happens when 485 or any application is sent back. Do they send a notice why they sent it back?

    2. Would USICS accept those applications again?

    3. What is the time period they give for a response in a situation like mine?

    4. What is the ramification of a application submission at a later date than that of the main application to USICS.

    Thanks...




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  • number30
    02-23 08:50 PM
    Employement history is on G-325. It is only for last 5 years. If it was before 5 years there is good chance that you need not answer that question. I-485 does not require your Tax returns. You can do that with your W2 forms.

    What was length of the work?



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  • Jyotsna
    10-13 11:01 AM
    My case is similar. EB3 - June, 04. Applied I-485 in EB3 July-2007. Then had an EB2 from same employer PD-Aug-2006. The call center person is right, that is exactly what my lawyer advised me as well. Here is what I did

    Applied I-485 in EB3 - (July - 2007)
    Requested to port the I-485 to EB2 category (with I-140 approved for EB2 and EB3 in hand) in Aug-2008 (In Aug-2008) the dates were current for EB2, June-2004
    Created an SR in Aug-2009 when in Sept-2009 it was again becoming current for EB2-2004
    I-485 Approved on Sept, 2, 2009.

    My advise would be :
    Prepare the case with the lawyer on the category transfer (EB3->EB2) keeping the PD same. Wait EB2-Feb, 2007 becomes current and send the application and open an SR. People have noticed that creating the SR is helping but you must have to wait for EB2, Feb-2007 to be current for you.


    Note : There is a possibility that your I-485 application is already in EB2 category. I would suggest to take an InfoPass and confirm it in Oct-Nov when there are less people enquring.

    Regards
    (I am not an attorney)

    My P.date is 2002 EB-3 and I have used AC-21 is it possible for me to change to EB2 ? and can you share info of your attorney. Thanks.




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  • shx
    07-17 12:13 PM
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  • idesign
    05-11 01:23 PM
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  • ivar
    06-18 10:59 PM
    Hi,

    I came to US in 2004, my H1 visa was sponsored by cognizant technology solutions. H1 was valid from Nov 04 to Dec 06. later on my I 94 was extended from Dec 06 to July 09 .
    I changed company and joined wipro in Aug 08 and now my I 94 is now valid till July 2010.

    I have never gone back to India for a visit ever since I landed in US (2004)..I now want to go to India for few months and have read that i'll have to get my visa stamped before reentering US...

    My question is if i'll have any problems with visa stamping because I was originally working with cognizant and am now working with wipro?..Am I out of status since my original visa expired in 2006 ?...pls help

    You have maintained legal status proved by our I94 extensions.. also take all your paystubs for visa stamping to show your job contiunity. You will be good.



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  • gc_kosam
    06-02 04:11 PM
    Thanks

    What is the basis for the answers? Please provide some reference.

    I thought that answer to
    Q1: Yes they need to re do I-140
    Q2 : Regular timeframe


    Guru's can some one give your thoughts to my 2 question (here I am posting my 1st post again for the reference):

    My employer filed my I 485 last year during July visa bulletin under EB3. My I 140 is already approved from the same employer. Now my employer is planning to apply for EB2 labor. My queries are

    1) Once my EB2 labor gets approved, Do they have to file new I 140 again (OR) can they use the approved I 140 (EB3) to port my PD to EB2 application

    2) If they apply for new EB2 140...does this invalidate my approved EB3 140 ???

    3) If they have to file I 140 again for EB2...is this I 140 goes through the regular time frames (12months) (OR) since my EB3 140 is already approved my EB2 140 gets approved faster.




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  • TereDwarKhadaJogi
    08-27 04:15 PM
    Two year EAD as well, for my spouse and I...EB3 I-140 Pending, since May 07.



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  • sintax321
    10-02 01:33 PM
    So the colors and the blobs where made in 3DSM.:*( I don't have a copy so I guess I'm cursed to Photoshop. Oh well. Do you Know any good PS tutorial sites that I might not have found yet?




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  • drona
    07-11 02:49 PM
    Let's discuss ways to communicate with the Governor and to make him aware of our situation. I am going to do some research on his views on immigration but I think it might be good.

    As Schwarzenegger has said multiple times:

    "I think the most important thing to note is I am a champion of immigrants. I promote immigration. I am an immigrant myself. I think it's extremely important that we do it in a legal way."

    �Polls Push Governor to the Border�, LA Times, April 30, 2005
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  • Sushie
    08-17 02:43 PM
    Thanks redcard,
    Now , am in the second category..Have an H1 but my i94 is on H4 stamping ..I hold an Indian passport , do you know if i should get the H1 stamping (first time stamping) in India or can i conveniently get it done in Canada?




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  • sdrblr
    10-29 09:58 AM
    Most of the time non compete is enforced on direct competitor(s) and not on all companies. They dont want you to quit and join their direct competitor and reveal your trade secrets and this will stand in the court as I know somebody who was directly affected by this and he had to turn down a very good offer.

    Also companies can change non compete any time.


    since non compete was not required at time of joining the job, I don't see any way where at time of leaving they can force a overly broad condition. imagine if you working in a software company and they make you sign agreement, AT TIME OF LEAVING, that you can not work in same industry for next 5 years, what are you gonna do ? flip burgers for next 5 years ?




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  • Berkeleybee
    03-07 02:35 PM
    Hi,

    A while ago on one of the conference calls, if i remember correctly, it was mentioned that there wud be a team of ppl who would be aggressively calling up people and ask them to join.

    First off am i correct? If i am correct, I was wondering if the same team could look at the contributions from the various members and call the "dormant" members up and ask them why they are apprehensive to contribute.

    Eb3_nepa,

    What volunteer team are you on?

    How about helping or taking the lead on this?

    Contact Jay jay@immigrationvoice.org who heads our membership drive team.

    Everyone -- if you've got an idea, find out if it is already being implemented, and join in the effort. If it isn't take the lead and implement it!

    best,
    Berkeleybee




    ivjobs
    11-11 04:48 PM
    This is pretty cool and a nice feature for the benefit of the members. Once this is successful, probably we could get few more willing attorney's who can help the members in a chat environment.

    This is definitely a big leap towards benefits being offered to the IV members.

    Awesome, keep it up core...




    rsrikant
    07-20 03:26 PM
    my 140 also is e filed and i received receipt no. in email.

    waiting for the hard copy of receipt notice..

    any idea how long it takes to get receipt notice if it is efiled...



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